Crying over Spoiled Milk - Screenplay

Included below is the full screenplay for Crying over Spoiled Milk. Each scene roughly corresponds to a separate iClone project.

               FADE IN:



               EXT. PINHEAD'S MANSION -ESTABLISHING - NIGHT

               Pinhead's mansion is situated in a rocky area surrounded by
               water. The moon envelopes the scene in a bluish hue.

               We traverse towards the house and then through a windows and
               find PINHEAD in bed, asleep.



               INT.  PINHEAD'S MANSION - BEDROOM - NIGHT

               Pinhead is sleeping on his side, his face lit by moonlight.

               A noise is heard, off-screen. Pinhead's eyes snap open.

               Another sound.

               It sounds like an intruder is in his house! Pinhead lies
               frozen in place, his eyes darting about.

               More noises.

                                   DRACULA (OS)
                         Blah blah blah!

               Pinhead is terrified.

               Still more sounds - scraping, clanking.

                                   DRACULA (OS)
                         Blah blah blah!

               Pinhead cowers under the covers.

               The noises continue.

                                   DRACULA (OS)
                            (Louder than before, more
                              emphatic)
                         Blah blah blaaaah!!!

               Pinhead overcomes his fear, and tentatively gets out of bed.

               As he creeps stealthily out of his room, he grabs a BASEBALL
               BAT leaning up against the wall near the door. Weapon in
               hand, he sneaks out of his room toward the intruder.



               INT.  KITCHEN - NIGHT

               Pinhead enters the kitchen.

               A caped figure, his back to Pinhead, stands before an OPEN
               REFRIGERATOR.

               MEDIUM CLOSE-UP ON DRACULA

               We see what Pinhead cannot. In the glow of the open fridge,
               we see the intruder's pasty-white face and pointy fangs. It
               is Dracula!

               Dracula reaches into the fridge and picks up a carton of
               milk.

               PINHEAD'S POV

               Pinhead tentatively tiptoes forward a couple of small steps,
               raises his bat.

               Dracula's head tilts back, as if he is drinking something,
               which is followed by gulping sounds.

               Then, suddenly, Dracula bends over the sink, and we hear him
               spitting something out.

               Pinhead inches forward.

               Dracula spins around, a carton of MILK in his hand. The
               carton's expiration date is "APR 6 2017".

                                   DRACULA
                            (With French accent)
                         Pinhead!  Don't you have ANYTHING
                         in your fridge which is NOT bad?
                         Blah?

               PINHEAD looks stunned, his mouth gaping open. He stoops,
               lowers his bat, then drops it.

                                                       FADE OUT.
                                         THE END